Bad Grammar

I was on youtube the other day and came across this video about bad grammar. The lyrics really ring true. The song is to the melody of Timberland's "The Way I Are" which is actually fairly ironic because it should be "the way I am" if it was in proper grammar. The lyrics of the parody are:

I ain' got no reason
I ain' got no motive to articulate
My consonants and vowels
I see no good reason to enunciate

Baby it's alright you got no eloquence
As long as it rhymes
It don't have to make sense
Jus' throw out all those grammatical elements
There ain' no need to say it right.

(Chorus:)
It's the latest trend
Go an tell your friends
We can all begin
To use some bad grammar.

All the latest songs
Like to say it wrong
We be singing with some bad grammar

Take the last letter
Off the ends of words
Now you talkin' wit' some bad grammar

I ain' pullin' tricks
With my linguistics
I'm jus' talkin'
I don't use no syntax

I ain' got no idea
What a singular verb is
I'm worser at superlatives
And I don't ever use no double negatives.

Baby it's alright
C'mon now don't be skurred
It's all the latest craze
To mispronounce some words

Like instead of saying "that right there"
We would say "that right thurr"
And we won't even spell it right

(Chorus)

Baby girl
When I took my English class
You know I barely passed

Listen baby girl
Got no proper verb skills
But I be wearin' grillz

I ain' gonna talk da talk
To make my record pop
So that's why baby girl
When I'm talkin' it seems impaired
Seems impaired, yeah

Yo ma grammar ain' no prodigy
Ma strongest suit isn't morphology
It's hard for people to be understanding me
Never changed my verbal habits since I was three

So listen baby girl
Before you make another sound
Make sure that you're on par

Cuz listen baby girl
We be talkin' wit' some bad grammar
Bad grammar yeah...

(Chorus)

Timberland is not the only artists who makes money off of grammatical errors. Somehow in our culture it has become the norm to talk this way. The simplest songs become big hits. Other songs that are more thought provoking with complicated lyrics do not become hits because music for our generation has become dumbed down.

Bad grammar usage in songs is a problem because the common teenager will think that if Timberland speaks this way, then he or she should also speak in the same manner. It makes a person sound uneducated when they take off the ending of words, speak in double negatives and swear a lot.

This parody is funny but also rings true in a lot of ways. You can view it by going to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6QqCH7g0Q